Chapter 1: Paranoia and Instant Noodles: Saraโs Misadventure Begins
โYouโre called Ranayama Sara.โ
โYour vision is severely impaired, and after losing your job as a manga editor, youโve been living off your wife at home.โ
โOh, right, youโre weak and incompetent, a classic gloomy otaku girl archetype. After going blind, you stay home all day, paranoid and suspicious, convinced your childhood friend Tsuki Senya is cheating on you with her company president.โ
โSo, you resort to any means necessary to catch evidence of their affair, all to get revenge.โ
Bai Youyouโno, now she should be called Ranayama Saraโfound the original owner of this body utterly ridiculous.
Having a girlfriend is already a blessing, yet sheโs freeloading and still paranoid? Talk about pushing her luck.
Alright, letโs start over with the introduction.
Bai Youyou, female, frail and sickly, introverted and timid, a student by profession. Her life was spent as everyoneโs punching bag, with her catchphrase being: โSorry, sorry, sorry.โ
Perhaps out of pity, the heavens granted her a second chance. After dying, the soft-as-cotton Bai Youyou transmigrated to the Main God World, binding with a system perfectly suited to her: the Cannon Fodder Self-Saving System. Her role? To play all sorts of incompetent, pathetic characters.
Acting? Bai Youyou figured it wasnโt entirely unacceptable.
At least it beat getting shaken down for โfriendship feesโ by underclassmen every three days, handing over โprotection moneyโ to seniors every week, and constantly being teased and bullied by classmates.
[โSweetie, you donโt have to be this pathetic.โ]
The system, named Little Wimp But Not Really Wimp, was utterly shocked when Sara said it wasnโt so bad.
โBaby, Iโm so sorryโฆ My coach needs me to plan next weekโs training today, so I wonโt be home to cook dinner.โ
On the other end, her phone displayed a call from her wife, Hoshiori Tsuki Senya. Amid the noisy background, there was a strange buzzing sound.
Before Sara could ask, the call cut off.
โWhat was that noiseโฆ a treadmill?โ Sara muttered softly, only then noticing the kettle hissing for a while.
Carefully, Sara groped for the kettleโs handle, slowly turned off the switch, and poured hot water into a cup of instant noodles already prepped with oil, char siu, and seasoning.
Noodles soakingโ
Sara briefly recalled the worldโs setting.
The backdrop was simple: a classic Japanese yuri game world.
The main plot revolved around the irresistible female lead, Hoshiori Tsuki Senya, triggering CG scenes with various beautiful older women.
And herโRanayama Sara? In this story, she was a recurring victim, a glorified prop in countless exquisite game CGs, suffering in the background.
But Sara wasnโt completely blind. Her vision was severely impaired, with 0.01 eyesight in both eyes, seeing only vague blobs of light and shadowโbarely better than total blindness.
Still, she could use her phone.
By maxing out the font size and holding it close to her face, she could make out a little.
Wellโฆ if you could call it โusingโ when ten minutes of screen time left her eyes tearing up and aching.
Waitโฆ
Does that even count as using a phone?
[Cough cough!]
[Cannon Fodder Self-Saving Mission 1: You suspect your wife is cheating with the company president. Ask your neighbor to write a post on LINE, spreading your accusations to frame them.]
[Mission Progress: 0%]
[Mission Success Reward: 20 Points]
Hearing Little Wimp mention a measly twenty points, Saraโs blue eyes widened slightly. She mumbled, โCanโt I just stay home and live off her quietly? Iโm not good at doing bad thingsโฆโ
[โNo way, sweetie! Failing a mission deducts 100 points. Last world, you caused a huge mess, and the Main God docked your points to just one. If you lose more, the Main God will be super mad, super* furious, and both you and I will be punished~โ]
Sara: O.0
โBut only twenty points is so littleโฆโ
Sara grumbled softly, not daring to protest further. Just like the roles she played, she lacked initiative, had no judgment, and excelled at going with the flow. When bullied, she was as responsive as a lump of cotton.
Seeing Sara so quiet, the system felt a pang of pity.
[โCannon fodder roles arenโt usually central to the plot, so the points are low. Just complete these tasks, and youโll return to the Main God World.โ]
โMhm!โ Sara nodded, looking obedient.
โOh, rightโฆโ With a mouthful of noodles, Sara looked up and asked, โAnything I need to watch out for in this world?โ
[โSame as always: donโt break character. If your OOC rate exceeds 30%, youโll be ejected from this world, and the mission will be a total failure.โ]
Sara: O.O!!
She immediately checked the original ownerโs character profile.
โSo hardโฆโ
After a while, Sara couldnโt help but bite her lip and complain.
The original Sara was a textbook gloomy archetype.
Her appearance was cute and lovable, but her heart was ugly and twisted. She bullied those weaker than herโpeople or animalsโto feel better about herself. When facing someone stronger, sheโd grovel, turning into a spineless pushover.
โSighโฆโ
Sara let out a sigh.
She was bound to a cannon fodder system, playing pathetic roles, butโฆ how was this kind of trashy cannon fodder different from what she imagined?
The original Sara stole her childhood friendโs personal belongings before they were even dating. Sheโd lure stray cats with snacks, only to eat the food herself at the last second, giggling at their confusion. When reviewing manuscripts from unknown manga artists, sheโd randomly toss a few into the trash without reading them, just for fun.
Isnโt that just a villain?
How was she supposed to play this?
Should she throw tantrums to act like a bad guy?
While pondering, Sara finished her noodles.
After eating, she grabbed her cane, tapping it on the floor. After three trips, two banged knees, and one head-on collision with a doorframe, she finally collapsed onto the soft sofa, battered but alive.
โLittle Ai.โ Sara pulled her phone from her pocket.
โIโm here~!โ
โOpen LINE for me.โ
โSure, master, Iโll open LINE now.โ
โLittle Ai, can you post a story on LINE about my childhood friend abandoning me because of my blindness and running off with a beautiful older woman?โ
โLittle Ai doesnโt support that function yet. But would you like a practical guide on handling infidelity crises?โ
Thinking of maintaining the original Saraโs character, she snapped, โLittle Ai, youโre such an idiot! You canโt even do this?โ
Little Ai: (>๏น<) Donโt say that!
โโฆโ
Little Wimp fell silent.
Hey!
Is that supposed to be scolding? How is that any different from cutesy whining?
If you canโt throw a proper tantrum, donโt bother trying.
