Chapter 55: A Spicy Showdown and a Sibling Scandal

“…”

“Alright, alright~”

Luo Xi poked her brother’s soft cheek helplessly. “Your sister walked just as far and isn’t complaining. Want a drink?”

“Ugh…”

Luo Su’s resentful eyes locked onto Luo Xi. “???” Luo Xi sighed. “What’d I do now!”

“Hmph…”

Pointing at her cute shoes, Luo Su whined, “Phew… why don’t you wear these! Tricking me…”

“…”

Luo Xi’s eyes lit up. She finally realized why she felt off leaving—such perfect legs without white stockings? A waste!

“…”

The tables turned. Luo Su felt a chill, whispering, “W-what now!” Her sister was brewing trouble again.

“Nothing~”

Luo Xi turned, hiding behind the menu, snickering. “Right, what drink?”

“Coke’s fine…”

Luo Su’s gut tingled with suspicion, but… food can’t be betrayed, especially free food with no debts!

“Sure~”

Luo Xi scanned the QR code to order.

Soon, a waiter brought the hotpot broth, reminding the “sisters,” “Some foods need longer cooking.”

“Mhm.”

Luo Su nodded.

She had her foodie code: tasty means cooked, bad means raw. Simple! Some tasty stuff’s raw? Hehe, succubi don’t get sick~

“…”

Luo Xi propped her cheek, sensing her brother plotting something bad. “Phew… gotta educate him!”

“Tripe! Fuzzy tripe…”

Luo Su tossed plates into the pot, puzzled. “Aren’t they both cow stomach?”

“Eat.”

Luo Xi sighed. Post-loli, her brother became a chatterbox, even eating. But… his chatter was kinda cute…

“Oh…”

Luo Su nodded. The payer’s boss, even if it’s her sister. Spicy hotpot! Her first bite was a fritter soaked in red oil!

“Hiss—ha!”

Spiced out, she stuck out her tongue, chugging half her plum juice, teary, reaching out. “T-tissue…”

“…”

Luo Xi facepalmed, handing tissues. “Can you handle spice?” He used to, but now a succubus—unsure.

“O-of course!”

Wiping tears, Luo Su’s foodie spirit roared. Non-spicy hotpot? Might as well eat bone-broth mala!

“Fine.”

Luo Xi nodded, adding shrimp balls. His messy eating was oddly pleasing… cute is justice?!

“…”

Munching happily, Luo Su noticed Luo Xi staring. Blinking innocently, “What?”

Luo Xi teased, “Eye candy…”

“Y-you!” Luo Su’s face burned, tail shooting up. “I’m your brother!”

(Oh no…)

(When’d my sister become a perv!)

“Teasing~”

Luo Xi poked his puffed cheek, sighing. He used to take any joke—now so jumpy…

“Good…”

Luo Su relaxed, then remembered—she forgot to visit those bad women last night! Good thing it’s a holiday, no need for her old form…

Or her scarce magic…

Would be worse.

But tonight—her tail twitched: Jiang Ning’s top-tier PC, now with auto-snack-feeding!

(Compared to their old tying-up antics…)

(Paradise treatment~)

“Gulp…”

Munching beef, Luo Su blinked, recalling being pinned on their couch, angles measured…

(Maybe…)

(Try again tonight?)

The dangerous thought hit, and she shook her head wildly—no way! If those women knew… she’d pass out!

She sat upright:

Hmph, I’m pure and innocent… a good kid, clueless about that! (Though… for a succubus, not convincing.)

“Overcooked!”

“Ah! Wait!” Snapping back, Luo Su fished out a shrimp curled like an exclamation mark, blowing guiltily. “T-this has chew!”

“…”

Luo Xi added tripe, detective-style. “Spill—what’s distracting you while eating with your dearest sister?!”

“Ah…” Luo Su blushed.

“Ohhh~” Luo Xi leaned close, smirking. “Thinking of a girlfriend?!”

“!!!” Luo Su froze.

“??!”

Luo Xi’s chopsticks clinked into the pot—wait, just a bluff! For real?! “Guy or girl?!” Her voice jumped an octave.

(Ugh… guy’s a no-go!)

(But… girl’s weirder!)

CPU fried, smoke seemed to rise from Luo Xi’s head. Never faced this version of him—mind blown.

“Cough…”

Luo Su hung her head, guilty. “N-not that close…” Just sleeping together, unsaid. Bigger issue… two of them?

“Phew…”

Luo Xi patted her chest, relieved. “Good, but clarify—guy or girl!”

“Girl, girl!”

Luo Su pointed at herself, huffing. “Do I look like I’d go for guys? I’d rather a bro stab me with a gun than a stick!”

Luo Xi blushed.

Problem was… she got it instantly. “Hey, saying that to your sister!” she snapped, embarrassed.

“…”

Luo Su turned guiltily. “Ugh… I meant serious stuff, you’re the perv!”

“Hehe…”

Luo Xi sipped plum juice to calm down, then froze—wait… in this state, isn’t he a lesbian icon?!

“Pfft—!” She spat it out!

“What now?” Luo Su whipped around, seeing her sister’s red face, stammering, “Last night and today… felt good, huh?”

“???”

Luo Su was floored, nearly speechless with rage. “Am I some creep who’d have weird thoughts about my sister?!”