Chapter 71: A Gaming Goof and a Pixel Pummeling

“Ugh…”

Luo Su panted on the sofa, body trembling slightly, her naughty tail still wagging with energy.

“Is this paradise?”

Flapping her wings, she felt floaty, so comfy—until she met Jiang Cha’s stifled laughter.

Luo Su: “…”

Wah! So embarrassing, ugh… this is social death hell! Why’s this succubus tamed by a bad girl again?!

“Still naughty?!”

Jiang Cha, guilty but pretending to be fierce, couldn’t resist—those wings were fun! She rubbed them again.

“!!!”

“No more!” Luo Su huffed, turning away. She came to comfort, yet got bullied—fair?!

“…”

Jiang Cha realized her mistake.

Blinking, thinking, she handed back Luo Su’s candy. “???” Luo Su froze, then pounced, bristling. “You’re too mean!”

(At least…)

(Peel the wrapper first!)

“!”

Jiang Cha dodged, lifting Luo Su. The pitiful succubus flailed, uselessly, eating the candy teary-eyed.

“Sorry…”

Jiang Cha said earnestly. Luo Su blinked, scheming. Hmph, negotiation time! “I wanna play games!”

“What games?!”

Jiang Cha blushed, eyeing the cute succubus, heart itchy. Was she… or should they…

So torn!

“Ugh!”

Luo Su, wise to bad girls, spotted Jiang Cha’s naughty thoughts, interrupting, “PC games!”

“…”

Jiang Cha sighed, disappointed, nodding. “Fine… let’s play.”

“Hmph!”

Luo Su’s heart soared, but—cough—stay cool, or it’s ruined. She booted the PC!

“Wait!”

Jiang Cha flushed, stammering, “Uh, Su Xi, close your eyes, I-I’ll grab the keyboard.”

“Huh?”

Blinking, puzzled—why close eyes for a keyboard? “Fine…” For games, she obeyed.

“…”

Jiang Cha watched, ensuring no peeking. Sighing—too pure! This was for her innocence!

She yanked the external drive.

Thankfully, she remembered… last night, with her sister gone, her “study materials” were on it.

Those were…

Secret from her sister! Jiang Cha stuffed the drive in a drawer, plotting to trick Luo Su into playing them soon!

“Done?”

Luo Su’s tail swayed. No keyboard sounds, weird in a strange house. “Ugh, you there?”

“Y-yeah!”

Jiang Cha rubbed her head, relieved. “Open your eyes.”

“Mmm…”

Luo Su eyed the desktop on the big TV, clicking Steam, curious. “Got any games?”

“Ah! N-no!”

Jiang Cha panicked—forgot this! Staring at Steam’s login, she improvised, “We’re stuck at registration…”

“…”

Luo Su exited Steam—her own registration nightmare flashed back.

“Ugh…”

Tail drooping, disappointed. “What do you play then? Just watch TV?”

“…”

Guilty, Jiang Cha opened a browser, typing [4399].

“!!!”

Luo Su gaped, checking the specs—RTX3080?! Sorry, graphics card, you’re wasted! Typical girls…

Such a travesty!

“Ugh…” Pouting, she clicked a two-player game on 4399. “Let’s play this!”

“???”

Jiang Cha grimaced. “Something… funner?” This succubus, on my pricey PC, plays this!

So tyrannical!

As an otaku, Jiang Cha mentally scolded Su Xi. If not for her and her sister’s Steam “study materials,” she’d show this bumpkin!

“…”

Luo Su pushed the mouse over, wings sagging. “Pick then…” No hope, poor 3080!

“…”

Jiang Cha eyed her drive, then picked a 4399 game—Stop Him Crossing the River.

“Cough…”

Luo Su gave a “knew it” look. Jiang Cha gritted her teeth—your fault! Would she play this otherwise?!

“Not fun?”

Tearing up, Jiang Cha asked—humiliation! But study materials were off-limits!

“Sigh…”

Luo Su scrolled, checking WASD controls. Simple game. “Never played…” she said tactfully.

“Haha…”

Jiang Cha dry-laughed. “Me neither, looks fun…” Her heart bled!

Living backward…

“Ugh…”

After playing, Luo Su’s eyes lit up—it was kinda fun! Excited, “Watch my fart attack!”

“…”

Jiang Cha blinked—what?! Then saw the game’s fart-blast skill… oddly fitting.

In-game,

Luo Su’s “brown chocolate” dove, yellow smoke trailing, kicking Jiang Cha’s character off the bridge.

[Full Health Victory]

“Hehe!”

Glancing smugly, girls suck at games! “Easy crush!”

“C-crush??”

Jiang Cha’s forehead twitched—she’d gone easy, Pacific-level, and got mocked? A hardcore player from Zuma to Elden Ring!

“!!!”

Luo Su leaned to the keyboard—wrong, why’s Jiang Cha suddenly pro?! Her tail went from perky… to normal… to—

Limp on the sofa!

“Ugh…”

Crying, even in Naruto she wasn’t this bullied! Couldn’t touch Jiang Cha! No way she’d lose!