I am reborn as a phoenix and I am raising my child

“Why was I giving birth as soon as I woke up?! Why did I give birth to two eggs?! What? I’m a phoenix?! That kind of phoenix people eat to live longer?! Wait—I’m not getting eaten, am I?! And who’s the father of these kids?!”

“Wife… um…”
“Get lost! Stay away from me!” (kicks a certain stinky man off the bed)